Butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as high
Take a look, it’s in a book - Reading Rainbow.
I can go anywhere!
Friends to know and ways to grow - Reading Rainbow.
I can be anything!
Take a look, it’s in a book - Reading Rainbow.
Reading Rainbow, Reading Rainbow, Reading Rainbow, Reading Rainbow!
The other day I ran into Jennifer Lee (but she’s not chinese.. weird.), an old friend from 7 years ago!! She was in my art fundies course back at Sheridan. It’s pretty nuts running into her now. Plus, she’s doing interior designs now, so it’s what she wanted to get out of the course.
Here sister Christine was with her, so we went out for some drinks and caught up on some old times. Plus, her sister was totally hitting on me, so rock on!
We’re going out clubbing next week, so I get so show off my superior white boy dancing skills.
Just keep on keepin on!
Life’s a garden, dig it!
That’s what Joe Dirt always says.
Susan: That er, that Steve guy; how well do you know him? Are you close?
Jeff: Close? We’re porn buddies!
Susan: Porn buddies?
Jeff: Oh, yeah.
Susan: Is this code? Were you in prison together or something?
Jeff: No, no, no it’s simple; it’s a safety precaution, like a scuba driver swims with a buddy in case he runs out of air.
Susan: Okay, okay. Are you telling me that a porn buddy stands by with oxygen?
Jeff: No. Many years ago, me and Steve exchanged house keys–
Susan: Are you sure this isn’t code?
Jeff: It isn’t code.
Susan: Alright.
Jeff: In the event of Steve’s death the first thing I would do –upset though I will be– is go straight to his house and remove all the pornography before his parents can find it.
Susan: You’re kidding!
Jeff: And he’s pledged to do the same for me. That’s how close we are!
Susan: You two have seriously made plans to destroy each other’s dirty mags?
Jeff: Who said, “destroy?” Remove.
Susan: you wouldn’t keep them?
Jeff: It’s a perk.
Susan: Oh, Jeff.
Jeff: That’s the beauty of it, you see. Your best friend’s dead, but there’s a bright side!
Just when things are finally going your way, boom, they’re not.
It’s already started! Robots are already killing their creators!!
How far must we go before we realize the mistakes we’ve made!!
Ha! I took a cab home tonite from work, and the bastard get’s pulled over for doing 80 in a 50 zone!
He turns off the meter and says “I won’t charge you for waiting, it’s my fault!” Well no shit!! Ahh.. it was pretty funny though, but he kept complaining on the way back how this never happens, and it’s his first time getting pulled over. Yeah yeah, DRIVE!
Gwildor is a big giant flaming homosexual!!
It’s true, he tried to touch me in my special place.
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