Smokey’s House of Paincakes

I just thought I’d show off my desk at work. I think it’s cool!

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, “Oh shit I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.”

The only thing better than Spider-Man is Italian Spider-Man

Happy Birthday to me!
I belong in a tree!
I look like a monkey,
And I smell like one…. oh crap!!

It’s nice to say I’m still in my 20s!

This one bothers me… since the Mac is designed really well, and all mac users boast about how much better their interface looks, why do the top mac related sites look so damned ugly?