Smokey’s House of Paincakes

I demand that I may or may not be Smokey B!

I guess Comic Vine change some of their code because Invisible Woman is no longer my match.

Black Canary?? WTF?!

Last night I cleared out a ton of junk. Mostly duplicate cables and what not, but I did find a couple of things worth giving away. I found an old Logitec Webcam and a Nostromo n50 dealie (take a look at the link, I’m too lazy to describe it).

So, any takers?? Lemme know, first come first serve!

Daily Haiku

Chilling Memory
All That Is Gone Is Not Lost
Better To Forget

1. “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” -Author Unknown
2. Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: “Take two aspirin” and “Keep away from children.”
3. “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
4. “The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.” – Jeff Foxworthy
5. “Relationships are hard. It’s like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks’ notice. There should be severance pay, the day before they leave you, and they should have to find you a temp.” – Bob Ettinger
6. “My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, “Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how to swim.’” – Paula Poundstone
7. A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: “Duh.” – Conan O’Brien
8. “Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God……..I could be eating a slow learner.” – Lynda Montgomery
9. “I think that’s how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, ‘Gee, I’m enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn’t cold enough. Let’s go west.’” – Richard Jeni
10. “If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.” – Johnny Carson
11. “Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography.” – Paul Rodriguez
12. “My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that’s the law.” – Jerry Seinfeld
13. “Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same.” – Oscar Wilde
14. “Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress…. But I repeat myself.” – Mark Twain
15. “Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Afghanistan.” – A. Whitney Brown
16. “You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, “My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!” -Dave Barry
17. Do you know why they call it “PMS”? Because “Mad Cow Disease” was taken. – Unknown, presumed deceased
18. “Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.” – W. C. Fields
19. And lastly: Why in Hell should I have to Press 1 for English

Greetings and Salutations!

As you’ve already seen, my weekend project was the giant size poster, which came out awesome btw. I also have one at work of Dirty Harry. I’ll have to take some pics and show it off, but the Indy one is waaaaaaay better.

I hope you all watched Rome last night because it was one hell of an episode! *Spoiler Warning*

Everything about it, from the assassinations, to the nakedness of Octavia to the final battle at the end. Damn this show rocks, but I can see how it’s too expensive to maintain. It’ll be a damn shame losing this show since it’s in its last season :(

I also got some Castlevania gaming in on the weekend. I still pissed that Symphony of the Night is not yet released on the 360, like it’s supposed to be, but at least I’ve getting my fix with Dawn of Sorrows for the DS.

I organized my comics this weekend. Glen and I finally remembered to pick up comic boxes at the comic store so he can do the same, just with a gazillion times more comics. Well, they’re all organized and I also found out I’ll need ANOTHER comic book box very soon. That didn’t last long.

Tonight is junk night! I routinely go through all my stuff and try to organize things the best I can and throw out anything useless knowing I won’t need it anymore. If I find anything cool that I’m not going to use, I’ll let ya’ll know! Who knows, just because I’m chucking something, doesn’t mean it doesn’t have its uses.

Word to you mother!

So, Gwildor made his giant sized poster, which by the way, is an awesome poster he did, but of course, I had to do one better:

The damn thing took me four hours to put up! I used that blue sticky tack instead of tape, but man my thumbs are sore! Extra bonus: The cute girl at Kinkos who was getting it printed out for me wants me to bring in a finished picture of what it looks like!

On a completely unrelated note. I ordered a Pizza Pizza with the multi-grain crust (which I just found out you can order) and it’s crazy delicious! I recommend you try. That is all.

Daily Haiku

Have New Ideas
Limitations Are Not Real
Time To Change That Mind

What can I say?? Mary-Jane second though?? I dig that!

Daily Haiku

The Bright Sun Today
Water Flooding All Around
Give Myself Some Cheer

It finally hit me. Someone gave me their cold and I feel like crap! I just want these next few days to go away so I can feel better already.

My nose is stuffed, my throat is sore, and I’m just generally grumpy! Chicken soup tastes good though!

Daily Haiku

Earth Under Blanket
Rests Its Eyes In Snow It Lay
Trying to Keep Warm

Daily Haiku

Winter Cold Is True
Spreading Chills And Visiting
Too Much Time To Take

I really do! I need to post every day dammit! Maybe even multiple times a day. I need to be more descriptive on what is actually going on, but I’m way too lazy for that.

I’m gonna keep trying though. On thing I’m going to start instituting is a daily Haiku. There will always be on after every post, sometimes being the whole post themselves. That way, there’s some daily action going on here (Hmmm… daily action… sounds good to me!!)

Anywho, on a complete other note, I seem to have a terrible unhealthy addiction to video games. And not just video games, but owning video game systems. Even though I have an Xbox 360 now, and there are tons of games I’ve yet to finish, I still go out and buy a Nintendo DS. Why?? No real reason other than just having it. It does have some really cool games that I wanted to play, like the New Super Mario Bros.

But where will it all end?? What will happen once the DS is off my radar and I’m searching for my next “fix?” Will my appetite ever be full? Probably not, but as long as I’m single, I might as well go along with it!! Mwahahahaha! (I’ve notice the ratio of video games to relationships to not be in the favour of video games. That’s fine by me, might as well get as much as I can outta my system.)

Payce!

Daily Haiku:

More Sleep Is Needed
Insane I Will Become, Yes
Napping Tomorrow