Smokey’s House of Paincakes

I swear, they musta shaved a monkey!

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This and many many other reasons are enough that I will no longer be purchasing any more Sony products.

So far, the only thing I can think of that I own from Sony is my Home Theatre, some head phones and a personal audio recorder. (most other things are now too old and have been tossed or thrown away.)

I can’t stand the fact that they’ve been alienating their customers with so many bull shit decisions they’ve made in the recent past. Hell, even their past past mistakes were terrible (hello!! betamax?!)

So, although I don’t own that much Sony hardware to begin with, I’ll no longer purchase any of it!

Closing Lik-Sang down was just one of the last straws. Protecting the customer?? Bullshit!! It’s a world economy. I should be able to purchase ANYthing from ANYwhere in the world! (Well.. I guess not ANYthing. I mean, Afgan-herion could be a problem)

Lik-Sang had awesome products. I even had to purchase an xfan for my old xbox to stop it from over-heating. Lik-Sang had the answer for me!

So like the title says…. Bye-Bye Song!

They’re like Doritos but alot pointier!

Actually, I shot my first cricket triple last night in darts! One more thing to scratch off my list of things to do. Yay me!

It was a Triple 20, Triple 17 and the Red Bull! Wooo Wooo!

Woohoo! Level 8 Paladin as of last night!! I’m catching up to you Gwilly!

Now all we need to do is convince Bud to join in! Hint Hint, Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink!

This guy rocks!

Jack Thompson smokes moose penis!

Correction, he smokes alot…. it should be meese penis.

I started a new art project, check it out here.

It’s my own fingerprints. I’m gonna get em printed nicely and frame. They’re gonna be cooool!

Chicks never know what they want. They’ll say one thing out loud, but mean something completely different. They just confuse themselves. This leaves us guys (the non assholes) left thinking they want us, but can never actually get. What the women don’t know, is they’d have the best sex in their life with guys like us.

This is because most guys that girls want to sleep with (i.e. cock munchers who drive $50,000+ cars and spend all their time in gyms) do not know how to please a woman. Guys like us do, because we aren’t chumps, we’re fucking pirate ninjas. Pirates don’t go to the gym, we earn our muscles fighting at sea.

This is the coolest cake ever!! Gwildor! Why didn’t YOU get a wedding cake like this??? I just hope my future wife would be just as cool!