Susan: That er, that Steve guy; how well do you know him? Are you close?
Jeff: Close? We’re porn buddies!
Susan: Porn buddies?
Jeff: Oh, yeah.
Susan: Is this code? Were you in prison together or something?
Jeff: No, no, no it’s simple; it’s a safety precaution, like a scuba driver swims with a buddy in case he runs out of air.
Susan: Okay, okay. Are you telling me that a porn buddy stands by with oxygen?
Jeff: No. Many years ago, me and Steve exchanged house keys–
Susan: Are you sure this isn’t code?
Jeff: It isn’t code.
Susan: Alright.
Jeff: In the event of Steve’s death the first thing I would do –upset though I will be– is go straight to his house and remove all the pornography before his parents can find it.
Susan: You’re kidding!
Jeff: And he’s pledged to do the same for me. That’s how close we are!
Susan: You two have seriously made plans to destroy each other’s dirty mags?
Jeff: Who said, “destroy?” Remove.
Susan: you wouldn’t keep them?
Jeff: It’s a perk.
Susan: Oh, Jeff.
Jeff: That’s the beauty of it, you see. Your best friend’s dead, but there’s a bright side!
Jun 13
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