Smokey’s House of Paincakes

Ha! I took a cab home tonite from work, and the bastard get’s pulled over for doing 80 in a 50 zone!

He turns off the meter and says “I won’t charge you for waiting, it’s my fault!” Well no shit!! Ahh.. it was pretty funny though, but he kept complaining on the way back how this never happens, and it’s his first time getting pulled over. Yeah yeah, DRIVE!