Smokey’s House of Paincakes

Damn that Glen!!

I go help him move furniture last night, and in return he pollutes me full of booze and doobies!! Today, I’m just not feeling right. Yaaaaaaaaaar!

Here’s another show Gwildor watched all the time. He’s gay:

It started with listening to a few singles, so listening to every single album in random order! God damn do these guys rock my socks!!!

If they come back to Toronto again, I’m there for sure!!

Woo.. It’s pretty crazy being single and all now. I have tons of extra time right now that I don’t even know what to with.

It’s cool though cause I’ve been out riding my bike more, back to drawing and designing more, and just more and more!

I got pretty smashed this weekend at the dart banquet. It was pretty fun and I danced like a villian.

This coming weekend is going to rock! Broken Social Scene and Feist concert on Centre Island. Wooooo! It’s gonna Glen, Tanya, Myself and Chiara and we’s gonna rock and roll. I love those all day concerts. Get some juicy rays and rock out to some groovy tunes.

Welcome to the summer of Smokey!!!!

I watched Ultraviolet last night. I can see why it won many awards at the “Gayass-Stupid-Freakin-Lame Festival.”

It was a terrible, terrible film. Even the fight scenes weren’t even worth mentioning, let alone the dialogue. I’d rather watch Bud’s dog take a shit in the backyard.

Also, apparently everything in the future is made slippery. WTF?

The other day I ran into Jennifer Lee (but she’s not chinese.. weird.), an old friend from 7 years ago!! She was in my art fundies course back at Sheridan. It’s pretty nuts running into her now. Plus, she’s doing interior designs now, so it’s what she wanted to get out of the course.

Here sister Christine was with her, so we went out for some drinks and caught up on some old times. Plus, her sister was totally hitting on me, so rock on!

We’re going out clubbing next week, so I get so show off my superior white boy dancing skills.

I met this girl today who said she likes to drink Zinfandel. I quickly stood up, pointed and yelled “Zinfandel!!!” and Iraqi’s came and bombed her.

Maybe I went too far. Maybe I was drunk.

Sony rocks for having the best engrish of the year. Still won’t get me to buy a PS3, but it certainly does help.

I know Cracker already posted this, but duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude it’s hilarious!!!

Just keep on keepin on!

Life’s a garden, dig it!

That’s what Joe Dirt always says.