See me write out all my attributes
Behind your DM screen
Rolling all the sixes I can get
If you know what I mean
A gnome to the left of me
And a gnome to the right
Ain’t got no bow
Got a +2 knife
Let’s just roll to fight
‘Cause it’s D&D, Draw Upon Holy Might!
D&D! and I’ll cast Wizard’s Sight
D&D! I’m a power rogue
D&D! Watch me level!!
Well it’s day 3 and hasn’t been any significant changes. I haven’t had any withdrawls yet, and no notice yet from FritoLay (Those evil bastards who make Doritos).
I’ll just keep on keeping on, life’s a garden, dig it!
So I’m on day 2 and I haven’t really had any Doritos cravings. Which is good, but could still strike at anytime. I bought some Hickory Sticks yesterday and ate those. They weren’t quite as fullfilling, so I ate pretzels too.
Thanfully, it was a huge day of boozing yesterday, so I too busy drinking the booze to even worry about eating chips.
Woop woop! Score one for Smokey!
That’s it, I’ve had enough. Bud mentioned to me today why I’m stilling buying the new Doritos when earlier I told him I how much I thought they sucked!
The only answer I could give him was “They’re still Doritos.” Well, now I say fuck that!! They do suck and I’m not going to take it anymore.
I am not offically on a Doritos hunger strike, well, starting tomorrow cause I had Doritos today, which lead to this whole idea in the first place.
I will be documenting my Hunger Strike, just to see how far I can take it and what reactions I can get. And perhaps, the temptations I might have.
So now I have to ask you FritoLay, why did you screw up Doritos?? You had an awesome product, and anyone can attest, I was a Doritos junkie. Your “Now More Nacho Flavour” blows, and I will no longer purchase your products.
Look what happend to Coke with New Coke suckas!
Thanks to Bud, I’ve now found the most awesome movie ever, and it hasn’t even come out yet. Just when you think the movie industry will keep releasing shitty films, we get hope when a gem like this comes out! I’m gonna be there opening night!
Think about it, Snakes + Plane = Awesome!
I had to get a new phone the other day, my last one went kaputz on me! Maybe it was dropping it for the billionth time, but I’m going with faulty hardware.
Anywho, I figured, why go for an el-cheap-o phone that will break in a couple of years when I can get an even more expensive phone that will break in less than that!
I picked up the Sony w600i
Wicked ass walkman phone! And here it is playing my current Ringtune! (If can’t see, I wanna rock!! Twisted Sister baby!!)
So far it’s really cool! It as 256 meg memory, so I can hold 50-75 songs on it. Not bad, not bad at all! Plus a 1.3 megapixel camera.
My favourite part, any mp3 you copy over can be used as a ringtune, not like my last shitty ass phone where you can to specially convert some crap and do some dealies.. blah blah blah.
Anywho, phone rocks!! Party on!
Spread the word so we can get this awesome show back into production!
I see Gwildor is into this new pirates game. Pretty cool I guess… if you’re one of those people.
I’m just waiting, or better yet.. I’m going to invent a Ninja game that you punch little ninjas and ninja stuff out of cards and go and kick Gwildors ass!! No matter how many lasers he has!
It’s gonna have sweet ass ninja weapons, like swords, nunchucks, and guitars!
In your face!
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