Smokey’s House of Paincakes

In war, fools kill other fools for foolish causes.

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.
– Werner Heisenberg, also quoted in CIV4 when the bureaucracy tech is discovered

“Don’t try to outweird me, three-eyes. I get stranger things than you free
with my breakfast cereal.”
- Zaphod Beeblebrox in “Hithiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
– John Kenneth Galbraith

Optimism is the content of small men in high places.
– F. Scott Fitzgerald

A Somali arrives in Toronto a new immigrant to Canada. He stops the First person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this Country!”

But the passer-by says “You are mistaken, I am Jamaican”.

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. “Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Canada!”

The person says “I no Canadian, I Vietnamese.”

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says “Thank you for the wonderful Canada!”

That person puts up his hand and says “I am from Middle East, I am not a Canadian!”

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, “Are you a Canadian?”

She says, “No, I am from Russia!” So he is puzzled, and asks her, “Where are all the Canadians?”

The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says…

“Probably at work.”

I signed up for a Flickr account, so you can all view it at: http://www.flickr.com/photos/smokeyb/

It’s really cool, and I think everyone else should sign up too!

Since I’ve gotten my PSP, I’ve been checking out psphacks.net for any mod information I can find. Some parts of the site a little useful, but the forums totally suck the big one!

First off, the mod’s are a great example of “I’m so much better than you cause I’m a mod and your not so go ahead and suck it, even though I’m the biggest loser ever.” type. They seriously suck ass. If anyone asks a question, they immediatley flame people about ‘Not searching enough’ or ‘read the rules cause you suck.’ They run the place like’s it’s their own little playground. Sure.. they have every right to do so cause it’s their site, but it’s nicer to share information and not be dickheads about it.

The only reason they ask is because their advice is poorly written. Word of advice. People want simple. Who care’s if you’re some l33t PSP mother fucker? Nobody that’s who!

So here ya go… warning to all! Me… I shall not return again.

Payce!

Sony has this LocationFree device out, that is a really cool concept, but trying to rape you with a $300+ price tag.

Ya see, if you got a PSP, you can connect to a LocationFree base station that is hooked up to your tv and your internet connect. You can connect to this from any wireless hotspot and start watching tv from your home in the palm of your hands. That’s really really really cool!! But when you think a PSP itself is already $300, it’s tough to justify spending another $300 just to have this feature.

Now, what I’m thinking, is there has to be some sorta way to emulate this device software wise on a PC. Think how cool that would be. Setup your home PC as a base station, and serve up which ever video files you have stored on your machine. Now that’s a much better idea than just TV purposes. It shouldn’t be to hard either, the techonolgy is already on the system to support this sorta thing. I guess it’s just not feasible because you can’t charge $300 for emulating software.

Why am I so interested in this LocationFree device? Well, I just bought me a PSP off of eBay, and it r0×0rs!!!!

It would r0×0rs more if I can stream videos from home!

1) Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a get out of jail free monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green number 4 card from the game Uno.

Now I’m outta Chuck Norris, but don’t let him know I said that!